Sindhi: Oye Tu Vahan Kone Men Kyon Baitha Hai? Pathan: Sardi Bahut Hai N Isliye Sindhi: Sardi Hai To Kone Men Kya Tapmaan Jyada Hai? Pathan: Ha Tumhe Nahin Pata Kona 90 Digri Ka Hota Hai
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Pathan Apne Sasural Gaya To Uski Saas Ne Bade Hi Adab Se Pucha "Jamai Ji Kya Bangan Sharif Pakaa Lu Ya Aap Aalu Mohatram Khana Pasand Karenge?" Pathan: Main To Gunahgar Banda Hu Inke Kabil Kaha.. Aap Ko Begairat Saa Murgaa Paka Len
Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bimari Hai Ki Khane Ke Baad Bhuk Nahi Lagti Sone Ke Baad Nind Nahin Ati Kaam Karun To Thak Jata Hu Kuch Ilaj Batao" Doctor: Aisa Karo Sari Rat Dhoop Men Baitho Thik Ho Jaoge
Pathan Ki Begam Raat Ko: Suniye Jara Uthiye Aur Dekhiye Almari Ke Paas Chor Khada Hai Pathan: Uske Paas Hathiyar Hua To? Begam: Are Aap Ghabrao Mat Aapka To Insorence Hai Par Gahanon Ka Nahin Hai